#incorrect strangers things

[2xheart]

this fits too good

[runraerun]

[shieldofiron]

In every universe they will wear silly work uniforms together.

[lavenderstobins]

stranger tweets part 14

[previous] [next]

all previous parts: [part 1] [part 2] [part 3] [part 4] [part 5] [part 5.5] [part 6] [part 7] [part 8] [part 9] [part 10] [part 11] [part 12]

[dwobbitfromtheshire]

The party, of course, immediately accepted Will and Robin when they came out. Dustin couldn't help but ask the question because he's a nosy little shit.

Dustin: *looking at Robin* If you had to pick a man, though, who would you go for?

Robin: Steve. No contest. Only in a parallel universe, though. And parallel me still has to like women. There's no universe where I'm straight. Not that I have anything against heterosexuality.

Steve: Eddie. *everyone stares at him* Oh, was that question not directed at both of us?

Eddie: It's okay, big boy. If I were gay, I'd go for you, too.

Argyle: *whispering* Oh, man, Steve and Eddie don't know about bisexuality.

Steve: You whispered that to me.

Argyle: Oh, sorry. *turns to Jonathan* Oh, man, Steve and Eddie don't know that bisexuality exists.

[rosesgf-blog]

theyre talking on the phone

[willfreakbyers]

Please don't let this flop like my other memes🫩🫩‼️

[mothellie]

Eddie: What happened to 'hello'?

[steddieme]

robin: okay, but like. imagine, we were in a burning building-

steve: i don't want to, actually.

robin: and you could only save one of us. who'd you choose? eddie or me?

steve: i clocked in 10 minutes ago, why are you tormenting me?

robin:

eddie, who's been silently observing: does that mean you'd choose me?

steve: actually, i'd be the arsonist who set you two on fire

[steddiedefender]

Eddie: You ready to commit?

Steve: Like a crime or a relationship?

Eddie: Currently a crime, but we can talk more later.

[captainsamuelmorrigan]

Eddie is sitting in Steve's lap at a Party hangout.

Robin: Can you two stop whispering sweet nothings to each other? It's gross.

Eddie: [whispering in Steve's ear]

Steve, frowning: He just called me the bad word for gay people.

[2xheart]

[love-byers]

[shieldofiron]

You would never understand their warrior's bond, Keith.

[demi-god77]

[dwobbitfromtheshire]

Steve was prepping the food for Hellfire night at his house when Eddie walked into the kitchen.

Steve: Hey, I know you like Mountain Dew so, I tucked some away for you in the back of the fridge. The kids can be greedy like thieves.

Eddie grabbed him by the face, smashed his lips to Steve's, and quickly pulled back with a loud smacking sound.

Eddie: MUAH! - Thanks, big boy.

He grabbed a Mountain Dew and then walked out of the kitchen. Steve stared at the spot where Eddie had been, his lips tingling when Gareth came in.

Gareth: Hey, I heard there were some -

Steve: When Eddie gets excited about something does he tend to kiss you?

Gareth: Yeah, he's like that with his closest friends.

Steve: *deflating* Oh.

Gareth: *raising an eyebrow* Do you have a problem with a guy kissing you on the cheek and forehead?

Steve: *beaming* He kisses you on the cheek and forehead? Not anywhere else?

Gareth: *narrowing his eyes* Yeah, why? Where did Eddie kiss you?

Steve: *smirking* Nowhere. . .

Dustin's voice could be heard from the living room.

Dustin: EDDIE? DID YOU BORROW STEVE'S LIP GLOSS?!